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PETZL FOOTPRO
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PETZL GRILLON LANYARD SYSTEM
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Flow Rope: Ride the Current. Petzl's 11.8mm Powerhouse. Conquer Walls, Unleash Your Climb.
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Petzl Figure 8: Smooth Descent Machine. Your Adventure Starts Here.
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Petzl Knee Ascent Loop
