Bolt Cutters
The Grip-It-All Wrench: Your Go-To Adjustable Powerhouse for Any Project
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Cable Stripper Hook Blade: Notch & Done!
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Precision 8" Cutters: Snip Through Anything with Ease & Style!
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Klein Gear: Rugged Backpack. Built to Last. Adventure Ready. Get Yours Now.
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Klein Helmet Climber Kit: Conquer Heights, Safe and Sound!
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Klein Journeyman Extreme Gloves: Level Up Your Grip & Protection!
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Cable Crusher: Cut Through Anything!
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Klein Journeyman Cold Weather Pro Gloves: Conquer Winter’s Chill!
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Katapult Stripper: Wire Wizardry in Your Hand! Strip, Cut, Conquer!
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